The Artful Poser

NYFW Fall 2012 - This Way Please!

2012-02-12T11:23:00.004+01:00

Daarling? I'm in New York Daarling. Yes, Fashion Week! Just getting out of the cab. Snap. Snap. Hi folks, contain yourselves, contain yourselves!!! Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Hello. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Yes, it's Wang. Snap. Alexander Wang. Snap. Who I am? Anna Del..uuhm no...The Artful, guys! Snap. INSOUCIANCE. Snap. Snap. Look guys - over there - Bryan Boy! Gosh Darling, you still there? Just legged it! I tell you these street vultures are getting more and more every year and that short guy is there again. Which bag? Haven't got one with me, you know only unimportant people carry big bags to fashion week. Just the invite honey. Good job my Wang Parka's so roomy it fits all my clobber underneath, I could even sneak you in! Tweet yaaaa!

Parka Poncho with Fox Fur Trim by Alexander Wang
Boots by Alexander Wang

Comments:

I think I'm beautiful said:
Kick-ass look!

Shane said:
Doing the Vampire look! Pretty pretty cool!

Anonymous said:
nananannananaananna BATMAAAAAN! nananananananananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

Rich Fashionhorse said:
Totes Amaze! Saw this on offer at net-a-porter! You're a lege!

Shit Giveaways said:
Loooooooove NYFW! Come to my blog and get a shit giveaway!
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Outfit posts ate my loan said:
sulk

Gerome said:
OMG, love your monochrome outfit! Wang is so super contemporary! You're a babe Artful! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Cupcake Cutie said:
serious girl crush!

my morning in instagram

2012-02-01T09:19:00.000+01:00

My driver took a day off, so I actually had to walk.

Put on my Isabel Marant Willow Sneaker. Going for posh ghetto look, but not sure, they kind of feel like hooves on my feet...wonder if Run DMC would approve...

Left the house and bumped into a girl who was ooohing and aaahing at my sneaks. She had this strange like alien haircut, a bit like the kids in John Carpenter's Village of the Damned, and was doing sort of "Granny chic on speed". She said she was a fashion blogger.

When I mentioned that I was hungry, she reached into her 2.55 and kindly offered me a macaron...

Whilst munching the fluoro pink one I asked her what she was listening to on her ipod.

"Florence and the Machine and Lana del Rey", she said.

"And you?" she asked.

"I'm a lonely boy from The Black Keys", I replied.

"Yeah yeah, I love the Black Eyed Peas as well", she said.

This conversation wasn't really taking off, so I suggested doing an impromptu and mad instagram photoshoot for INSOUCIANCE instead!

Sneaker Isabel Marant Willow
Pants Céline
Faux Fur Leopard Coat Junya Watanabe
Make Up inspired by Vivienne Westwood

Comments:

Tiffany said:

OMG, I so totally love Lana del Rey!!!!!

Sh*t blog gals said:

Soooo sick those sneaks!

outfit posts ate my loan said:

Totally obsessed with Isabel Marant!

Anonymous said:
You girls look like trashcans!!!!!!!

tomo01 said:
THE BLACK KEYS are a bunch of motherfucking pricks!!! go and check THE CLOUD NOTHINGS new record!

at the art basel miami beach

2012-01-10T10:03:00.000+01:00

Daarling, guess where I am! No, not Mustique! I am at the Art Basel Miami Beach! Doing some serious artsy fartsy mingling with the contemp artists! Totes amaze! Guess who's standing next to me? Noooo, not Damien! Noooo, not that Schnabel guy! You really won't believe it, it's BANKSY!!! Only problem is he won't take off my bloody Gareth Pugh leather balaclava, but believe me it really is him! Ey Banksy? Oh gosh! You know what, that Schnabel guy did a really beautiful portrait, I am seriously considering buying it. Who is it of? Uuuhm...got to rush Daarling, got to say hello to Sam...

Gold Lamé Dress by Stella McCartney
Leather Balaclava by Gareth Pugh
Eat the Rich Hoodie Banksy's own

Comments:

Tiffany said:
whoa whoa whoa...that all gold number with that cool leather hat and Banksy?? somebody call the paramedics, because i DIE!!!!!!!!

Abigail said:

Woooo... :))))

1-You look beautiful as always...:))))))))))))))

2-Loved your style again..:))))))))))))

3-Loved your lipstick colour with that awesome dress..:))))))))))))))))

4-I hate that hat! :((((((((
5-Painting is soooo amazing! :))))))))))))))))

6-You're so cute :))))))))))))

7-Kissesssss!!! :)))))))))

8-Come to my blog too :)))))))))))

Bags of Style said:
Holy wow Artful! You're stunning and the composition of the painting is perfection.

Anonymous said:

Don't you work or something?

Best Bargain Bitch Shopper said:

Amazing bitch you!

Greg said:

That painting is divine. I hope you bought it!

Get your crappy comments from me said:

Phwoooooar!

I went to Uni said:

How wonderful that you met Banksy! So talented and fun and one of our greatest if not THE greatest Stencil Artist in the world!

Rich Fashionhorse said:

Oh gosh! Abs totally bloody fabulous. I def agree, totes amaze! I have the same dress bought it at net-a-porter 20% off! So fab!

I got awards baby said:
I adore how that dress glistens with a tinge of gold. x
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Outfit posts ate my loan said:
Extreme jealousy!

Macarons Maniac said:
That pink reminds me of a yummy Ladurée Macaron!
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Artist formely known as thug said:
Where do I get that mask?

A Pony named Pony said:
Can I buy that painting? The one with the "A"? Absolute Awesomenity!

Instagramaholic said:
C'mon Banksy take it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's something about...

2011-12-01T09:11:00.000+01:00

Daaaarling, listen! This weekend was abs and utterly fab! I went to a friends wedding in...in, Ulan Bator! That's right, Ulan Bator! At least I think that's where I was. Gave me an opportunity to wear my Mary Katrantzou dress with those out of the world leggings! Absolutely gorge! Oh noooooo, I don't think I outdid the bride. The locals' dress sense here is pretty similar. She did give me a dirty look though that I returned with a VB smile! But thank God Terry was there!!!! Dear Terry, he definitely gave me a thumbs up...

Comments:

Clobber and Bollocks said:

OMG!!!!!! Sheer perfection!!!!!

Anonymous said:

What a load of tat!

outfit posts ate my loan said:

Dear Santa....pleeeeeease!

Britney said:

Still no googlefriend connect! I wanna FOLLOW!!!

Kate said:

Shut up anonymous! This is the future of fashion!!!!!!!!

I Went To Uni said:

Agree with Kate! Digital Printing is in fact the future of fashion. Love your Mary Katrantzou dress, Artful!

I Went To Boarding School said:

I agree with I Went To Uni, Clobber and Bollocks and Kate!

Rich Fashionhorse said:

Oh gosh, abs utts fab dress! I prob have to get myself to Matches to buy this one. Def unique, gorge and already a lege!

Get your crappy comments from me said:

cute

Oh my Hermes said:

Got to love Terry! Sooo talented! xoxoxoxoxo

Polyester Cotton said:

Reminds me of a lampshade with Ming vase design. Sick and wonderful.

Armadillo and Peonies said:

such a dreamy outfit. looooooove ulan bator, he's sooo nice!

Anonymous said:

uuuuuaaaaah, that Terry guy is really annoying. He's thrust himself upon us with his bloomin' thumbs up hasn't he!

Tiffany said:

Absolute awesomeness. Soooooooo a-m-a-z-i-n-g.

Louise said:

This is art! Check out my blog! There's a giveaway worth something, NOT!

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Stale wardrobe said:

groovy outfit, artful, this beats everything!

Sh.t blog gals said:

Love!

Fashionfox said:

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Thank you for showing us your lovely dress and spreading love, my dear!

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Really Dreadful Vintage said:

you look so great in all these colours

Boris said:

Nice photo. You are stylish. Nice colours.

Gerome said:

Terry!!!!!! Marry meeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

fashion week

2011-11-01T16:41:00.004+01:00

Hi Daaarling! Yes, London Fashion Week is absolutely and utterly fab! Just hang on a mo, there is this short guy in front of me....he wants to take a pic. Hang on, Daaarling. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap Snap. Sorry? Oh, it's Prada. Oh, you're welcome. I'm back Daaarling. No, don't know who this guy is, but everywhere I go he seems to be hanging out, too. Ya, I'm wearing the fish scale dress, thought I'd be the only one, but damn it, that other woman, you know... what is her name..., anyhow, that bitch wore the same!! Can you believe it! Must rush now, Darling. Tootles!

Comments:

Lola said:
You look so gooooorgeous! Follow me! I will follow back! ifindeverythinggorgeouseventhoughitlookslikeshit.blogspot.com

Marie said:
I looooove Prada! Your outfit is so lovely!

pomp said:
I saw this before on that other woman! But you look even better in it!
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Fashionfox said:
I love the way you dress! That fish scale dress is soooo amazing!
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funkypunky said:
Where did you get those ears? J'adore! I want them, too!

Boris said:
Nice picture. Great style. Nice colours.

Streetbrat said:
I agree with Pomp! Waaaaaaay better on you! Check out my blog!

Anonymous said:
Anyone can look good in this designer shit if you get it given to you for free all the time!!!!

Kate said:
Hey anonymous, don't you dare say anything against The Artful, AND Prada, as a matter of fact. No one has the right to offend Prada! Understand? Now bug off and go back to your Trollblog!

Liz said:
Awesome shit!

Britney said:
Don't you do googlefriend connect? I WANT TO FOLLOW!

Rich Fashionhorse said:
Abs utterly fab fab fab and def gorge! So inspiring!xxx

Tinsley said:
Uuuh that wig! I like that you're using it as a bag! A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!

I Went To UNI said:
I loved Prada's A/W collection, so refined, and this style really works for you!

Fashion Bimbo said:
WOW!!!!!!

Corporate said:
Oh Artful, you are a styling genius. I admire you!

outfit posts ate my loan said:
wish whish wish wish wish

Anonymous said:
What a sight!

Tiffany said:
Omg!!! Gonna die! This is one of your best looks ever. I can't believe this awesome dress. Always wanted those boots since I saw them in Insoussisance!!!!!

Get your crappy comments from me said:
sweet