Showing posts with label fashion humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fashion humour. Show all posts

14.9.12

5 Days 5 Looks 1 Girl: Day 2





Met up with Mary in London for lunch to take her mind of the upcoming runway show on Sunday and have some girly talk.

Hi Mary, muah, muah!
Hi Artful, muah muah, how are you?
Fine thanks, Mary!
Oh Artful, your dress, it's super beautiful!
Thanks Mary!
It's not one of mine, is it?
Well, you see, I got it in China. It's a Kitrintzou!
A what?
Mary nearly spat her Quinoa salad all over me!
Erm...The Sweetyspongy Dress!!!
In next to no time Mary was having convulsions - of laughter!
Apparently I made her day!





11.9.12

5 Days 5 Looks 1 Girl: The Artful Poser - Day 1




ONE
5 Days 5 Looks
                                GIRL                                

The Artful Poser
 Editor-at-Large for INSOUCIANCE Magazine
See what the überstylish fashion high-flyer is wearing throughout fashion week

Day 1




Once again, Wang-ing it in New York!

 


7.4.12

A note to Darcel



Darcel, Dahling! I loved your 150/15 exhibition of fashion personalities at Colette Carnival, but didn't you forget someone? Gosh! Here is a reminder! I consider myself "darcellized"! Tootles!


Comments:

Give Da Respect said:
Darcel Disappoints!

Artist formely known as thug said:
Go Artful!! He seems a bit frothy!

I Art U said:
You look so fantastic Artful, almost makes me wanna cry! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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I Went To Boarding School said:
Killer Artful! I love this painting! How could he forget!

Tiffany said:
Whoa, whoa, you look soooooo awesome, look at you babe! Where's the other eye?

Candy said:
This is perfection. I so totally love your eyeliner. Is it Maybelline?

Anonymous said:
Really cannot understand the crap these pampered fashion clowns parrots come up with!

Get your crappy comments from me said:
Rad!

Rich Fashionhorse said:
I agree with I went to Boarding School, and oh gosh, is that the Celine polo neck sweater you're wearing?

Even stupider comments than Get your crappy comments from me said:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(she screams) I LIKE ITTTTTTTTTTT
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I raided Marni at H&M said:
Love it Artful!

Lunatic Queen said:

1-Make up is great!
2-Hair is great!
3-Ears are great!
4- Top is also great!
5- So you are great :))

Love you beauty!!!

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22.2.12

a portrait from somerset house




Hello from London Fashion Week, or Faux Fur City as I call it at the mo! I stole this photo of myself from Dick & Bill's.

Comments have been disabled for this post. You are all welcome to leave comments on Dick & Bill's. Tootles!

Junya Watanabe Faux Fur Leopard Coat
Leggings by Mary Katrantzou
Gloves Lanvin
Lipstick Tom Ford
Eyeshadow Nars

12.2.12

NYFW Fall 2012 - This Way Please!



Daarling? I'm in New York Daarling. Yes, Fashion Week! Just getting out of the cab. Snap. Snap. Hi folks, contain yourselves, contain yourselves!!! Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Hello. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Yes, it's Wang. Snap. Alexander Wang. Snap. Who I am? Anna Del..uuhm no...The Artful, guys! Snap. INSOUCIANCE. Snap. Snap. Look guys - over there - Bryan Boy! Gosh Darling, you still there? Just legged it! I tell you these street vultures are getting more and more every year and that short guy is there again. Which bag? Haven't got one with me, you know only unimportant people carry big bags to fashion week. Just the invite honey. Good job my Wang Parka's so roomy it fits all my clobber underneath, I could even sneak you in! Tweet yaaaa!

Parka Poncho with Fox Fur Trim by Alexander Wang
Boots by Alexander Wang


Comments:

I think I'm beautiful said:
Kick-ass look!

Shane said:
Doing the Vampire look! Pretty pretty cool!

Anonymous said:
nananannananaananna BATMAAAAAN! nananananananananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

Rich Fashionhorse said:
Totes Amaze! Saw this on offer at net-a-porter! You're a lege!

Shit Giveaways said:
Loooooooove NYFW! Come to my blog and get a shit giveaway!
www.shitgiveaways.com

Outfit posts ate my loan said:
sulk  

Gerome said:
OMG, love your monochrome outfit! Wang is so super contemporary! You're a babe Artful! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Cupcake Cutie said:
serious girl crush!